AKA: Benji, Gentle Ben, Young Ben
Age: Almost of drinking age on the planet Neptune
Height: A few inches shorter than a full-grown corn stalk
Story: Raised in one of the largest corn fields in Iowa, Ben found his way to Star Trax by smuggling himself across the border to New York City in an industrial-sized vat of creamed corn, which was delivered to Star Trax for lunch on a Tuesday. He can still be seen removing small bits of creamed corn from his socks, leftover from the trip, between slating voiceover takes.